Potential Nicknames For All 2016 NBA Draftees

1 — “Biggity” Ben Simmons

2 — Brandon “The Builder” Ingram

3 — “Wailin'” Jaylen Brown

4 — Dragan “Croatian Horntail” Bender

5 — Kris “And” Dunn

6 — Buddy Hield (already goes by a nickname)

7 — Jamal “Jammy M” Murray

8 — Marquese “Water” Chriss

9 — Jakob “The Ladder” Poeltl

10 — Thon “Tuna” Maker

11 — Domantas “My Dad Could Definitely Beat Up Your Dad” Sabonis

12 — Taurean “Mean Jeans” Prince

13 — Georgios “Papa John’s” Papagiannis

14 — Denzel “The Heartbreaker” Valentine

15 — Juan “Herny” Hernangomez

16 — “Gushin'” Guerschon Yabusele

17 — Wade “Bio-Dome” Baldwin IV

18 — “Oh!” Henry Ellenson

19 — Malik “Burst Pipes” Beasley

20 — Caris “Lil Uzi” LeVert

21 — DeAndre “Insane In The” Bembry

22 — Malachi “The Sickle” Richardson

23 — Ante “Alpha and Omega” Zizic

24 — Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot a.k.a. “Timmy Carrots”

25 — Brice “SuperCuts” Johnson

26 — Furkan “Overtime” Korkmaz

27 — Pascal “PSI” Siakam

28 — Skal “Totally Skal-ebones” Labissiere

29 — Dejounte “Mustard” Murray

30 — Damian “Don’t Call Me Damon Jones OR Damian James” Jones

31 — “Double D” Deyonta Davis

32 — Ivica Zubac a.k.a. “Vivica Zubaz”

33 — Cheick “Lemme Holla” Diallo

34 — “Who Dis?” Tyler Ulis

35 — Rade “Zig” Zagorac

36 — Malcolm “The Burninator” Brogdon

37 — Chinanu “Chin Chin Cher-ee” Onuaku

38 — Patrick “Bird Boy” McCaw

39 — David Michineau “Star”

40 — Diamond “Crystal” Stone

41 — Stephen “Maybe Meyers” Zimmerman Jr.

42 — Isaiah “The Blemish” Whitehead

43 — Zhou “Major” Qi

44 — Isaia “The Coordinator” Cordinier

45 — Demetrius “D-Jack” Jackson

46 — A.J. “Calderon” Hammons

47 — Jake “The Layman’s” Layman

48 — Paul “Zombie Foot” Zipser

49 — Michael “Mikey Beans” Gbinije

50 — “Two” Georges “Are Better Than One” Niang

51 — Ben “Ben” Bentil

52 — Joel “Brrrrr, What Happened” Bolomboy

53 — Petr “Yukon” Cornelie

54 — “Every Kiss Begins with” Kay Felder

55 — Marcus “224” Paige

56 — Daniel “Dan Ham” Hamilton

57 — Wang “Zang” Zhelin

58 — Abdel “Abby” Nader

59 — Isaiah “Second” Cousins

60 — Tyrone “Bulletproof” Wallace

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