The sun may still mostly be playing hide and seek with us, especially for our
friends in the Northeast, but the good news is winter is losing its fight with
spring. And there was no surer sign of this than a few weeks ago, when pitchers
and catchers reported for work at Major League Baseball spring training camps
across Florida and Arizona.
Baseball season is starting, and with it I am feeling my annual renewal of hope.
Will this be the year that my team, the Atlanta Braves, surprises everyone and
exceeds expectations and buoys our spirits with a run to the World Series?
If we’re being honest, probably not. The Braves are still rebuilding, with a
pitching rotation that is, to be generous, in need of developing. We have a
legit star in Freddie Freeman, an All-Star caliber outfielder (Ender Inciarte)
and some young players with promise (Ozzie Albies, Dansby Swanson).
And then there’s Ronald Acuna. The outfielder from Venezuela recently turned 20
years old, and for many Braves fans (such as, well, me), Acuna is our best hope.
He has been ranked the number one prospect in baseball by several outlets, and
was just named the youngest MVP in the history of the Arizona Fall League. He’s
the kind of young slugger we haven’t had in forever, since maybe Freeman and
Jason Heyward were coming up. And it’s tantalizing to have a guy like that on
the roster again.
If he’s even on the roster to start the season. Yes, he’s our best young player
and he probably, definitely deserves to be in the majors. But he’ll likely begin
the year in the minors so as not to accrue too much service time, which will
make him more affordable for longer for the Braves.
I hesitated to invoke the name of Jason Heyward there because it wasn’t that
long ago that I visited Braves spring training in Orlando and saw Heyward, our
former next hope. He was a kid from the Atlanta suburbs who was going to be a
five-tool player, who could hit for power and average, and he not only made the
Braves’ opening day roster, but he blasted a three-run homer in his first at bat
which definitely felt prophetic.
And here’s where the narrator says, “But it wasn’t.” While Heyward was a fine
player for the Braves, and while we saw occasional flashes of all five of those
tools, he was never able to wield them all at the same time. And after five
years with the Braves, Heyward was shipped off to St. Louis in exchange for some
young prospects.
The trade of Heyward before the 2014 season was the beginning of the Braves’
rebuilding campaign, and here we are four years later just turning the corner
and climbing out. I do not know if the Ronald Acuna story will end differently
than Heyward’s time in Atlanta. We hear similar stories frequently, regardless
of sport. Prospects come along and give us prospects for the future. The present
doesn’t happen out of nowhere. Some make it and some don’t.
I fully understand that it’s unlikely the Braves will win a pennant this season.
But I’m hopeful they will.
And for right now, at least, that’s enough to keep me hanging on and tuning in.
So the way it works, at least in theory, is like this: You put the seeds in the
soil, you make sure the soil is watered and gets a couple hours of sunshine each
day, and then those seeds magically turn into plants. As someone who spends a
lot of time in the kitchen and frequently uses various vegetables and herbs, for
a while now I have secretly longed for a garden of my own.
As it turns out, growing your own herbs and plants is impossible when you live
in an apartment surrounded by concrete. But now that I’ve moved to Memphis and
have a house and a yard and access to sunlight, getting into gardening is
something I’ve thought about a lot.
And so after plenty of research, I am starting small, attempting to harvest a
few herbs I can use in my cooking. I understand the odds are against me, that
it’s more likely than not that, as a rookie gardener, I am more likely to kill
these plants than I am to make these plants flourish and bloom. But along the
way, I’m hoping that by spending some solitary time outdoors and trying to
nourish these leaves to life, I will also learn as much about myself as I do
about these plants.
Plus, hopefully get some fantastic rosemary in the bargain.
Last week on the Chris Vernon show, I was playing “Fill In The Blank” with Chris
and producer Jon Roser. We were talking about the Academy Awards, when someone
asked which male acting performance stuck out as the best of our lifetime. We
threw around a lot of dramatic turns from people like Daniel Day Lewis, Denzel
Washington and Philip Seymour Hoffman. But one of the first that leapt to my
mind came from Jeff Bridges in one of my favorite all-time movies, “The Big
Lebowski.” This week marks 20 years since the release of the cult classic, and I
know there are a lot of people who have never seen it, which is their loss. I
also know I probably should not have looked at The Dude as an aspirational
figure, but that was my choice.
I thought about embedding a clip here, but you really need to sit and watch the
movie from start to finish. So this seems like a good reminder to take a few
hours this week to have a White Russian, put on your cardigan, and abide with
The Dude.
About seven years ago, after just over a decade of working full-time at SLAM
magazine, I started working from home. Which meant I no longer had to go into an
office each day, which meant that the daily schedule to which I’d become so
accustomed no longer applied to my life. And so instead of getting up and
heading out into the world each morning, one day I woke up nearly adrift. I made
a cup of coffee, grabbed my laptop, sat down on the couch and turned on the TV
to create some background noise.
Knowing what I know now, turning on the TV while I was trying to work probably
wasn’t the best idea. In order to be fully focused on being productive and, you
know, making some money, I should have purposefully minimized my distractions.
But the TV was there, taunting me by not being turned on, and I managed to
convince myself that it would really be helpful for productivity if I just
turned on some sort of background programming. At the time, the main piece of
programming on the Discovery Channel was reruns of “American Chopper.” I had
seen a few episodes previously, but each afternoon Discovery had like a
five-hour block of “American Chopper” reruns. And over the next few months, I
spent countless enjoyable hours with the Teutul family, watching them fight and
make up and build cool motorcycles.
Eventually, the Discovery Channel decided to diversify their viewing options and
they stopped showing nothing but “American Chopper.” And before long, the
Teutuls feuded so much that the TV show came to an end.
But now, they’re back! Last week, I happened to stumble across the return of
“American Chopper,” and the whole gang is reunited and in a more mindful place
as they attempt to reconcile and live and love together. Maybe we won’t see as
much screaming and yelling, but I’m OK with that, as long as we can keep Junior
and Senior (and Mikey) around.
I have never been much into gambling, because I have spent plenty of time in Las
Vegas and have seen how nice all those casinos are. Simple logic suggests that
the money to build those opulent temples must come from somewhere, and I don’t
want the majority of that source to be my wallet. The same goes for why I stay
away from the lottery. There’s a reason lotteries stay in business: they
continue to make more money than they lose.
But what if you overlook the simple math and realize there’s an inefficiency at
play? That’s exactly what happened to a retired Michigan man and his wife, who
noticed a chance to turn a profit from playing the lottery. Jerry and Marge
Selbee discovered a flaw in the way one particular lottery was set up, and they
went about investing in that lottery as if it were a bank.
What happened next? It’s all in this terrific story for HuffPo from the always
great Jason Fagone. Carve out an hour of your day. And wish you had been friends
with Jerry and Marge.
After resurrecting the great Bill Dance video a week ago, I thought maybe we
should bring back some sort of classic video each week. Earlier this week, I was
telling someone about the episode of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls” that
featured Marshawn Lynch as a special guest, and it caused me to go over on the
YouTube and find the highlight reel from that show.
This was maybe my favorite hour of broadcast television last year.
Bored at your desk? Try playing some Flip Master for a while!
Rockets center Clint Capela tends to do most of his work under the radar,
perhaps understandably eclipsed by brighter lights such as James Harden and
Chris Paul. But this weekend, Capela made some noise with his feet by breaking
out a pair of custom-painted Black Panther kicks. I especially love the way the
claws peek over onto the midsole.
Just because we live in a world with ever-evolving technology, it doesn’t mean
everything in this world has been completely discovered. For instance, a
previously undiscovered colony of 1.5 million penguins was recently discovered
somewhere near Antarctica. This is surprising for several reasons: First, there
was another colony of penguins a few miles away that was struggling to survive.
Second, and perhaps most important, an international team of scientific
researchers was able to discover this penguin colony using satellite imagery,
thanks to, wait for it, poop stains! If these penguins want to stay hidden, they
clearly need to adhere to the “if it’s brown, flush it down” maxim.
Not gonna lie, I was kind of dragging into the office on Wednesday morning,
feeling tired and ready to get over the hump day. And then as I left Starbucks
to walk into the palatial Grind City Media HQ, this song popped up on my shuffle
and had me fired up by the time I sat down at my desk…
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